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Euro Shower

I was riding down Valencia today and I saw a kid with his pants down peeing on a try on the sidewalk. His father was holding his hand as he peed.

Now, I’m not going to say it’s the first time someone has peed on Valencia street, but it’s not usually during the day, and not usually facing the cars…

Okay, your son has to pee really bad, and you can’t find a shop, but somewhere a little more discrete, right? Even the bums can find an alley or something, not just peeing in front of a book store.

Shannon said that that was a very European thing to do, and that the family was probably from Europe. I thought about asking if they were European, but I totally imagined this Abbot and Costello “Who’s On First” routine ensuing..

“I’m-a-peein’, you’re-a-peein’, we’re-all-a-peein’”

On a similar note, I wish just once someone could make a comment about a Russian person, without me asking “What’s their hurry?”. I wish I knew some different Russian related puns.


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2 responses to “Euro Shower

  1. Josh Parker Avatar
    Josh Parker

    You totally got me with that joke. Kudos 🙂

  2. Doc Pop Avatar
    Doc Pop

    For the record, that whole thing was real… not a set up for ajoke.

    I really almost asked him if he was European.

    But I totally imagined him saying “Yes, on the street.”

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