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.. Okay, I’m not being a jerk or anything, but I w…

Okay, I’m not being a jerk or anything, but I wanted to post This myspace profile I found today.
At first I just thought it was entertaining that after he posts about not being full of himself, he lists like twenty things he’s good at, but then I read the classic line “im not interested in gay sex between men but i did bump cockheads in a girls mouth a couple times”. So I thought to myself “man that’s so funny, I’m gonna post that up as my headline”, but then I totally realized I didn’t have the balls to do it. Then I started thinking, man who the fuck am I to point out this guys profile and be like “hey look at what this dude typed (seemingly out of nowhere), and then I thought, you, I may think it’s funny but at least this dude’s saying what he wants. It may be funny to me that he would put that things I’m good at shit in there, followed by the ‘yeah I’vce had buckets of threeways’ line, but that cracker’s probably gonna get laid. And let’s face it, we are all trying to get layed on this thing. I mean, if I was so carefree and non image oriented I would have posted that I’m not gay line, but I didn’t. Shit, I’m going to type that headline, then my life will change, I’ll finally be over trying to impress people and trick them into a blindspace date. Naw, I’m a wuss.
That shit is pretty funny though… “i did bump cockheads in a girls mouth a couple times ; it could have been her tongue…”
OR it could have been that other guys cock that was also in her mouth dude.






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