So, I’ve got this idea for a porno film: Crystal…

So, I’ve got this idea for a porno film:

Crystal Ballers
It’s about a group of psychics that can tell the future by having sex with someone…
“They can see you cumming before your you’ve even arrived.”
… Wow, I think that officially proves I’ve run out of good ideas… Completely dry… How about these though?:
“Have your fortune tailed by a professional.” ?
“Tarrot cards are for pussies.” ?
“What does your love line look like?” ?


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