Your Magic Missile

Monday, May 16, 2005

Has been deflected.

It’s about time, sort of:
GeekFantasies.com
It’s so absurdly funny, because they totally seem to miss the mark. Just stringing together phrases with silly props isn’t nerd porn. But it makes for great free sample vids! I’m curious what the paying site is like.
But seriously, it’s not like if they just picked some random nerd thing, like a yo-yo and learned a phrase related to it, that it suddenly becomes sexy. I mean, if they just picked up an element x and shot some video with it, it’d be just as cheesy as the D20 thing. Sure maybe if it was a Doc Pop Element X, that might help. The color would look good with the models skin. But just seeing her drag the yo-yo on her body wouldn’t be “hot geek porn fantasy”. As she rubs the peice of plastic across her tight skin, letting the metal rings brush across her stomach in a figure eight pattern. Then she’d probably say something cheesy, like “I shimmed it for less response”. I wonder if she soaked the bearing in mineral spirits to clean the lube out.. Yeah you did, didn’t you. Cause your wild like that, life’s to short to worry about the damage your bearing could suffer without oil, becuase you know that for the here and now it’ll play so much better. Ya your a naughty girl. How does that plastic feel, it looks like it must be a little cold as you drag it closer to your bikini top. Maybe I’d still be attached to the string as she stairs into the camera. Spank me mamma, show me your best trick. You rock me baby, and I can see the promise in your eyes, maybe we’ll “sleep” together. I’m your dog, now walk me!
Ahem.
So speaking of nerd, I’m going to see the last ever Dr. Hal show at the Odeon bar this wednesday, then we are off to see Star Wars. This is not a usual thing of mine, paying full price to wait in a packed theater and wathc a Lucas premiere at 1 am. But it’s my buddy’s birthday, so we are making an evening of it.
I have to go ship something to the webmaster at Geek Fantasies.