The world famous Goatse Opening

I’ve been experimenting with a new chess opening that I call The Goatse Opening.

Pictured above is the Goatse Opening (white) in play against the the classic Caro-Kann defense (black).

Now, I’ll admit that the Goatse hasn’t had all it’s kinks worked out yet… In fact, a more anal-retentive person would be quick to point out that I haven’t won a game yet with this opening.

Still, it’s great to see the look of shock whenever somebody sees it for the first time.

Now, I don’t wanna stretch the truth… but I think I’m onto something big with this.