Singing Telegram’s as unit of measure

I think it’s time that we disposed of our outdated units of measurements.

I propose a new system based around the Singing Tele-Gram.

“The AXLerator appears to be heavy for a looping yo-yo but it’s only 1 Singing militelegram heavier than the Raider.”

or

“The common street selling price of cocaine hydrochloride powder is $80-$100 per singing telegram.