Hey, chain thief!

Hey, chain thief!

For some fucked up reason, somebody stole the chain off my and my friend’s bikes yesterday. Why would somebody steal a bicycle chain (as in the chain between the pedals and the rear wheel)? Could just be vandalism. Could be they wanted to disable our bikes so they could come back later and steal everything. Could be a new crime chain in town.

Either way, I’ve decided to get my revenge by posting these fliers all over San Mateo.