I was just thinking back to our trip to Bermuda a few years ago. Christine had just bought a great new yellow bikini with black polka dots and we were having a great time snorkeling. About 10 minutes in, we noticed a very friendly Sergeant Major fish had decided to swim with us. You can see it in the picture below.
We loved having this curious little fish join us on our exploration,but soon I noticed a sharp pain happening along my legs and torso. I looked down and noticed it was the Sergeant Major, taking little bites at me. I soon realized that he was probably attracted to Christine’s bikini, which was almost exactly the same colors as he was. He probably thought he found a mate!