So, I’ve got this idea for a porno film: Crystal…

So, I’ve got this idea for a porno film: Crystal Ballers It’s about a group of psychics that can tell the future by having sex with someone… “They can see you cumming before your you’ve even arrived.” …… Read More

Euro Shower

I was riding down Valencia today and I saw a kid with his pants down peeing on a try on the sidewalk. His father was holding his hand as he peed. Now, I’m not going to say it’s… Read More